oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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