just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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