big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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