I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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