Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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