I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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