the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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