no. you can't hotbox the world.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Hippo gnu deer
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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