I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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