Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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