Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
babies were throwing up all over the place
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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