If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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