We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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