On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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