We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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