You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
