420 ftw
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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