This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
try to milk me bitch
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