is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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