Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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