Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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