it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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