I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Randomize
