I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Define "chronic" masturbator.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
dude. I can hear the air.
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