I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The air was thick with penises
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
