1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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