But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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