normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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