Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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