Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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