Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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