just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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