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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Where did you get a picture of my penis

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(604): View more from British Columbia

What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!

(434): View more from Virginia

Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral

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(757): View more from Virginia

I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.

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(432): View more from Texas

I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave

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(613): View more from Ontario

Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.

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