is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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