I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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