I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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