glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Randomize