RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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