cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Randomize