Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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