Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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