Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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