Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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