I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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