I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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