I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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