Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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