the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I have tasted many bathrooms
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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