even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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