summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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