Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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