Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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