Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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