I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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