I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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