I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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