Pappa wants mamma naked
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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